Steal a BrainrotNoo La Polizia
Noo La Polizia is a Brainrot God-tier Brainrot character in Steal a Brainrot, obtainable from the Brainrot Dealer. It is a redesigned version of Los Nooo My Hotspotsitos, now dressed in a police uniform, symbolizing law, order, and pure meme authority.
Brainrot God brainrot generating $280.0K/second
Available for purchase from the Brainrot Dealer, restocked every 2 hours with random Brainrots.
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What is Noo La Polizia?
Noo La Polizia is a Brainrot God brainrot in Steal a Brainrot through Brainrot Trader. It generates $280K/s and has a listed base cost of $67M.
How do you get Noo La Polizia?
Current availability for Noo La Polizia: Available for purchase from the Brainrot Dealer, restocked every 2 hours with random Brainrots.
When was Noo La Polizia added to Steal a Brainrot?
Noo La Polizia has a recorded game-added date of November 8, 2025.
How to Obtain
Exchange required brainrots at the Brainrot Trader.
Available for purchase through the Brainrot Dealer, restocked every 2 hours with random Brainrots. Can be purchased for 67,000,000 or 499 Robux.
Steal from heavily defended bases; requires advanced speed boosts, strategic timing, and high-tier defensive items.
Check the Brainrot Dealer frequently for a chance to obtain Noo La Polizia when it appears in 2-hour rotations.
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| Default | 1x | $1.0B |
| Gold | 1.25x | $1.2B |
| Diamond | 1.5x | $1.5B |
| Rainbow | 10x | $10.0B |
| Bloodrot | 2x | $2.0B |
| Celestial | 4x | $4.0B |
| Candy | 4x | $4.0B |
| Lava | 6x | $6.0B |
| Galaxy | 6x | $6.0B |
| YinYang | 7.5x | $7.5B |
| Radioactive | 8.5x | $8.5B |
| Cursed | 9x | $9.0B |
| Divine | 10x | $10.0B |
| Cyber | 11x | $11.0B |
| Phantom | 12x | $12.0B |
| Crystal | 13x | $13.1B |
Release Status
Released
None; confirmed as a published Brainrot God character by developers, introduced in November 2025.
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